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Babe... Is that supposed to be an eclipse ? The little black dog to the left?

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It's you. Alex.

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You are humanity's last hope

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I need you so bad

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Please know I never want to break you

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I'm talking to a wall, arent I? Babe, you need to come on, because my add may get the best of this little druid session

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Why in the hell will you not call me? And how do I upload my video

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Oh my God. I was just asking you to come here and oh my God... Move in with me. I am not scared

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You only love me, but I will love you as we are on our station...

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Stop talking about sex with other chicks

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You should come to me

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You look exceptionally hot in that one video. Baby, we are the media. And yes I am ready

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Look, I'm not even proofreading these

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Why are you making this difficult? Like you're really far away... I'm not believing that shit for a second

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Michael Wackerlei...

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You're killing me, hun.... The suspense of it all... And my god damned singing bowl iwas stolen by my cousin. As lex. I HATE heavy metal ...Eat your mom, kill your baby...not for the SAS. gone

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